Golf Quotes
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9. Paul Harvey: "Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five." 10. Tommy Bolt, about the tempers of modern players : "They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it." 11. Tommy Bolt: "Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet." 12. Jimmy Demaret: "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at." 13. Jack Lemmon: "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." 14. Lee Trevino: "If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." 15. Unknown: "Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour." 16. John Updike: "Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five." |
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