Golf Quotes
| If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. |
Golf
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Page 1 of 3 1. Winston Churchill: "Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture." 2. Jack Benny: "Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf." 3. Lee Trevino: "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work." 4. Unknown: "Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins." 5. Hank Aaron: "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." 6. Lee Trevino: "Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course." 7. Lee Trevino: "I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced." 8. Sam Snead: "These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." |
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