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9. "The only place I saw a worse stroke than that was at the hospital" this one sounds like a take off of the Nike commercial with Charles Barkley "Is that a swing of a siezure?

10. "lassie couldn't find that if it were wrapped in bacon."

11. When he drains a long putt, one of my buddies always says, "even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes."

12. The other one is when a playing partner shows me a new club. "Hey, there's a piece of **** on the end of it"
As they examine the head, add.. "No, the other end...."

13. When a drive is absolutely hammered "...wow, that ball's gotta be bleedin'..."

14. "Nice hat, did you get a free bowl of soup with that?"

15. Whenever you and your buddy's drives are close together on the fairway and you discover you have outdriven him by just a few feet or less, you look at him with a smile and say, "You crushed that one."

16. "you might want to ask treebeard where your ball went"

17. "if it wasnt for an imept golf swing, inferior equipment, terrible course management and poor taste in clothing, you wouldnt be that bad..."

18. with my friend's I often tell them that the problem is your "LOFT"
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