Golf Quotes
| Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. |
| This is my first golf lesson |
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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing." |
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