Golf Quotes
| I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. |
Golf
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10. I bent my shaft! 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker 7. Look at the size of his putter 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more 5. Mind if I join your threesome? 4. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first 3. My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip 2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't: 1. My wife kisses my balls for luck. |
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