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Golf Humour
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My neighbour lives on her own and has set herself up as a handyperson to carry out small decorating jobs.
She visited the local golf club and spoke to the secretary about work. The secretary decided the porch of the clubhouse could use a coat of paint and showed my neighbour where she could find paint and brushes.
The secretary set off for his daily round of golf but he had only reached the 4th tee when my neighbour joined him and said "I've finished the painting and even managed two coats. By the way it wasn't a porch it was a ferrari." |
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Golf Humour
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A golfer came to a 434yard par 4 hole. He took out his driver and hit his ball as hard as he could. The ball sailed on the wind higher and further then any previous shot he had hit in the last thirty years. It landed 50 yards short of the green and bounced on the hard fairway over a bunker and rolled towards the pin and into the hole. The golfer could not believe it and said "I would give up half my sex life to be able to repeat that shot."
A voice said "Alright it's a deal, half your sex life."
The golfer teed his ball and repeated his shot with the same result.
The voice then asked "How often do you have sex?"
The golfer replied "About twelve times a year."
"That's not very often" said the voice.
The golfer said "I don't know. It's not bad for a priest with a very small parish." |
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